As i gazed upon the grotesque figure perched upon the wall, i thought to myself, and then a gypsy heard me say, "Oh, why am i not made of stone like thee."

Be careful the toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

remember this when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and wack them up side the head.

i feel like a big egg up a hens ass, i need to get layed.

So long as you're still worried about what others think of you, you are owned by them. Only when you require no approval from outside yourself can you own yourself.

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with others.

Why do we associate moonlight and stars with love and romance? I don't know! And who cares!? Some things are better left undiscovered.

do you know what the white part of birdshit is? more birdshit!

What can you not teach a 8 fingered hobo? How to count to 10!